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Bummer. No more American Nightmare on AEW

That’s what you get when fans boo the founder who refused to turn heel.

Here’s a link to the full story: https://comicbook.com/wwe/news/aew-cody-rhodes-brandi-rhodes-officially-leave-tony-khan-statement/

Thanks Cody and Brandi.

Please don’t go back to WWE. 

Remember how they / when they fired you.

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Marvel Studios’ Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness | Official T…

Looks damn good. Come on May 6th. Hopefully it will be released not long after in Japan. 

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Humans

 What a brilliant series. If you haven’t seen it yet, jump on to Prime and watch it for free. 

I did an online (google) search hoping for a fourth series as there were too many dangling ends. 

but…

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90 Minutes Of One Liners – Gary Delaney

OMG, this is so good. Non-PC. Some fell flat, others were great. Reminds me of Jimmy Carr.

Stop after one hour, as they just repeat the jokes. Obviously taken from a series of shows.   

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English is a funny old language

For example:

I was wondering how to explain the difference between luggage and baggage. Both words are near mirror versions. They both use the French -age meaning verb. 

I did not know that this word, Baggage, meant prostitute. Now I know what they meant in “My Fair Lady” when contemplating throwing the baggage out the window. “I will not be called baggage when I paid full fair like a lady.”

We also use baggage as emotional baggage, political baggage, personal baggage.

Luggage is never used in this way.

So, if you’ve ever wondered what the difference was between these two similar words, now you know.

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Man Spent 5 Years In Prison For Not Paying Child Support For A Child That Ain’t His

Wait till the very end.

This is disgusting.

Surely this is fraud.

Can he get any cash for those five years in prison?

She laughed about that.

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WWE vs AEW

Interesting. I wasn’t a fan of Ruby on #wwe but on #aew I’m almost a fan. I haven’t watched WWE in almost two years apart from catching a little on cable TV when nothing else is on. Is this why WWE is dying? I’ve heard that the rating are turning to shit and Fox is concerned. 

AEW has a lot of YouTube clips at the moment. 

Good advertising.

AEW reminds me of WCW a little. Great talent but struggling against the behemoth that was WWF–>WWE. 

NXT is loosing out against Dynamite. 

Rampage (my favorite) is struggling against RAW. However, WWE is firing a lot of wrestlers. A LOT OF WRESTLERS. 

The TBS premiere of AEW Dynamite drew over a million viewers, this was the first time(???) for AEW to beat RAW.

Read a full breakdown here. 

There are also some YouTube vids you can watch. 


  

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The drunk Scotsman (lyrics)

Brilliant

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Xmas story (not for kids)

 

JUSTICE


Santa’s dead. Yep. Sorry kids, but the fucker had it coming. 

Judgmental prick. Why does he get to decide who has been good or bad? Fat cunt.

How can he define what’s good or bad? There is no clear line I can see.

Good boys. Bad boys. Good girls. Bad girls. It’s all same.

If I took on such a monumental task. I would need advisors, lawyers, and a slew of guidelines.

In my capacity, I would judge Santa as bad. This category would be listed under Slave Owner and Prisoner Guard. After all, he has many elves working for him and they are forced to live in his compound called The North Pole. There is little heat, no Internet, and no television.

Such horrid conditions. And I doubt they get paid for all the toys they make under his iron fist.

That skanky hoe, Mrs. Claus would be in on it too. She comes across all sweet and lovely. The image of a perfect grandma. I bet she runs the electric chair, demands obedience and cracks the whip when Santa is outside abusing his reindeer.

There is a reason Rudolf’s nose is red. And no, it’s not what you think. I have a satellite video of him hanging reindeer on barbwire and sliding on a pair of boxing gloves.

In the video, he is speaking, but his words are inaudible. Let’s just assume it’s nefarious.

Santa would list you as bad for thinking those thoughts about him and Rudolf. Your stocking will overflow with coal so Daddy can use it to heat the house.

Fuck you and fuck your Christmas. Hoho-ho. 

Mrs. Claus is gutted in the kitchen. The bitch was about to eat a gingerbread man who screamed for mercy. The elves are using her intestines as a jump rope. I think they’ve ever had so much fun.

Santa the fucker is dead at my feet. He didn’t hear me creep up in the snow.

Asshat was busy packing a getaway sleigh. The blade drew deep through his layers of flesh and the red sleigh shines now. Tomorrow the red will be brown.

The North Pole sweat factory is closed for good. The elf slaves are free. It will take time to integrate them back into society. It can be done. It will be done.

Justice is served.

You’re welcome.

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Why 99% Of Movies Today Are Garbage – Chris Gore

This.

 WATCH ‘WHY 99% OF MOVIES TODAY ARE GARBAGE (PART 2) – Chris Gore’

https://youtu.be/I8tHc2_a3rI